There’s this guy who goes to my school and I have no idea who he really is but he comes in dressed up as Jack Sparrow like 3 or 4 days a week and today I was in the computer lab and he sits next to me and opens google and writes ‘where is the Black Pearl’ and clicks enter and then he just gets up and runs out.
i bet marilyn monroe hates herself for saying all these quotes that ugly fat teen girls post as their facebook statuses
“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”
(Source: dirty-taemin)
L u got held at gunpoint
L L had to jig at gunpoint to own song
L L L L L u got caught gun point in canada
where they leave their doors unlocked at night
lknjbgvcyhxtgbrnthmfjgkhjl!!!
my hart twisted in a knot from laughing so hard
(Source: everything-gold)
